Red Dlicious' World

So I haven’t been very into/good about updating my Tumblr lately, but I have been having Seksi Man Overload in the starred section of my Google Reader soooo Imma post em all on here so I have em all in one place! Here goes, hope yall enjoy

Kellan, Kellan, KELLAN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m15dHSCQlGo&feature=player_embedded Behind the scenes video for his hot hot Interview photo shoot!

Jersey Shore Boissss

Gross people. Hot bodies. Fine by me

The American Idol Joke: Tim Urban

Ryan Philipe is still smokin!

Male model Luke Boyden http://bit.ly/9SrduL

Parker Hurley….oh my gah http://bit.ly/bVMAT0

danielextra:

ManCandy Monday: Bernardo Velasco

Praise be onto the nation of Brazil for creating men such as 24-year-old model Bernardo. That face is so adorable, it makes us want to shake something violently. Thank goodness there are no babies around. This series of images are just a few featured in the magazine Junior, photographed by Marcio del Nero.

I love TFLN

• (478): She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks.
• (440): Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks.
• (905): I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
• (905): MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
• (425): I just got a facebook invite to join a group called “bring back the old franzia spout.” i never want our generation to grow up.

Okay this is like a week late, but still funny!!

Gay man candy poses in Yes We Can ad campaign against DADT! This PLUS if you’re a veteran, you can get a free Bloomin Onion at Outback. So….a lot to think about….

Okay yall so I haven’t updated for about a week, so nothing is too topical. But still stuff of note!!

Gossip Round-up

• France makes a good case for prostitution being legalized! Not that I didn’t already think it should be that way lol http://bit.ly/dy0EvU
• Jersey Shore will ofish be going to Miami!! Gotsta go visit Catherine now! http://bit.ly/drs4ew
• RIHANNA NEWS: She ofish has the most #1’s (6 of em) of any female this since 2000 with Rude Boy hitting #1 last week. Once Telephone hits #1 (which it had better!) though, Beyonce will tie with her. Also, Rude Boy is said to be the last single off Rated R, with a new album possibly coming out this summer! Go RiRi!! http://bit.ly/cX0FPq
• I doubt many people knew or cared, but Mariah Carey was going to put out a rmx album to her lackluster Memoirs of an Impefect Angel album. Her label just announced  that this would be scrapped (good idea) and that instead they were going to put out a new studio album (not a great a idea) or a Christmas album (SHITEOUS IDEA!). Read this to see how my girl Toya feels bout it http://toyaz-world.net/?p=4038
• Okay, Catholic Church. You ofish can’t judge or talk to ANYONE anymore http://bit.ly/bU4Cw7
• TRUE BLOOD IN JUNE!! YESSS!! Also this season is gonna be so gay http://bit.ly/csNyps ……also here is a teaser promo clip http://bit.ly/co1njS
• CHUY. NAKED. IN PORN. AHHHHHH. GROSSSS http://bit.ly/aIW4OQ

Texts & Tweets

• (206): And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny.
• (904): The cop only confirmed I’m .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
• (816): They’re sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws…its like a disney movie with booze.
• (703): Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I’ll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father’s AND uncle’s first gay experience.
• (301): the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either “I’m drunk”, “you’re asian”, or “bratwurst”.
• (604): She didn’t know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
• (813): So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn’t know, but you won’t try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
• (613): oh no you fucking didn’t eat my mac and cheese you cunt.
• biorhythmist Celebrating health care reform by smoking and drinking and doing things that will allow me to benefit from affordable antibiotics.
• joelkodner RT @KirstieAlley: Saw some Girl Scouts selling cookies and I ate them all. Took their cookies, too.
• awryone It’s funny how I always think of that movie Mommy Dearest when I’m dressed as Joan Crawford beating orphans with wire hangers.
• BestAt RT @roughdiction: If loving her this way is wrong, I sure hope she doesn’t wake up.
• BestAt RT @Miss_Cook: Oh sure, you dip lobster in butter and you’re “classy” but I dip my cheeseburger in butter and I’m “fat”.

Breakfast Food Pizza?! Omggggg I wawnt that!